I’m a bit of a loser. I can freely admit it. It’s OK.
One of the things that makes me a loser is that I have an Arsenal calendar. Another thing is that I get a tiny bit of secret joy when I change my calendar page…
Unless it’s December. And it’s Adebayor!
The only possible way of rectifying it so the final month of my year isn’t spent looking a constant reminder of the increase of mercenary players in football was to ‘edit’ my page. Now… what to do? Deface it? Write some sort of angry bitter comments about the f****r? Nope. Thought I’d go for an anger-free, positive-thinking edit. One that would make me happy instead of remind me of many feelings of resentment and grief…. TADA! God bless you Cesc Fabregas! ^_^
I did come up with a theory that players who are borderline predicted to leave should not be used for the latter calendar months… but then I realised… that would be terrible! All the boys would be nervously anticipating the print of the calendar to check their position – if they’re Mr November, they’re holding it down. Safe. But if they’re sunning it up as Mr July… Eep! Might be needed to pack more than just those holiday essentials… could be off to another club or country imminently! Not good!! Don’t do that!
